WES' RULES FOR LIFE + WES' RECIPES

 

At 15 months, E has come up with a few of Wes' Rules for Life.

1. If you don't like something, chuck it on the floor. (The only rule with a song to it)

2. If you don't get what you want, throw yourself on the floor. If you hurt yourself, all the better so you can get really angry.

3. If you are not happy, pull Erin's hair.

4. Copy whatever Erin is doing.

5. Pour water from your cup on the table, and splish splash.

6. Always pull out cables from the drawer. 

7. If you have your blue drinking cup, scrape and bash it on the table.

8. Chuck Alexa on the floor.

9. Make Alexa dirty by using grimy hands to touch it. 

10. Stand up in the bath. (Nevermind mummy saying no for your safety)

Wesley's Recipes

1. Banana Cornflakes

- put a banana on your plate with some cornflakes.

- flip the plate over so it falls on the floor.

- you will get banana cornflakes!

2. Eating cheerios with a paint bottle

- put the cheerio on the paint bottle snout

- use the paint bottle to put the chereio in your mouth